Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

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“It’s a bad day to be bad people.” Answer me this: Will enough people a watch a Paul Blart sequel to make back double our budget? So you’re saying we …

The Emoji Movie

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We knew this was going to end up here… The Emoji Movie. We saw it coming from a long way off (like 6 months ago) and we knew it had …

3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

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“Just another typical day at the park, eh boys?” RD Reynolds, the co-author of “The Death of WCW” and creator of Wrestlecrap.com, talks about Vince Russo, bad wrestling gimmicks, and …

The Boss Baby

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He’s a born leader… but still in diapers! The Boss Baby!! Yep, it’s here – the most anticipated movie about an animated baby, starring Alec Baldwin. Good, Bad … or …

Ratchet & Clank

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“You’re reckless! You’re a loose cannon! And you’re dangerous! That’s MY shtick!” On this Friday episode, Producer Phil and Jack talk about Ratchet & Clank, a movie based on a …

Crossroads

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“I’m not a girl, not yet a woman. “ No, that’s not any sort of proclamation – just the tag line for Crossroads, starring Brittany Spears and Lieutenant Uhura. Yes, it’s …

Nine Lives

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“Gotta… show them… I’m… HUMAN!” On this week’s flagship episode of HMP you get Becca Walker and Amanda Altermatt talking with Jack about Nine Lives. Kevin Spacey stars as the …

The Star Wars Holiday Special

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“ARRGGHHHUGHH!” May the Farce be with you! Yes, it’s truly a Farce whenever anyone would relate the Star Wars Holiday Special to the Star Wars Franchise. However, it does have …

Deck the Halls

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“I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.” Get the My Twin doll Michelle out of the attic!  It’s Danny Devito and Matthew …

Jingle All the Way

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“Put the cookie DOWN!” Don’t touch my cookies, Ted! It’s the annual Christmas tradition of watching and taking about Jingle All The Way.  Arnold is on fire as a dad …